Asshole RNC delegate's karma: robbed of over $100,000 by 'beautiful woman'

A Colorado delegate to last month's Republican National Convention who loves uttering jingoistic, aggressive statements was taken to the cleaners by an opportunistic prostitute to the tune of over $100,000. A sampling of his wit and wisdom:

Schwartz was candid about how he envisioned change under a McCain presidency. "Less taxes and more war," he said, smiling. He said the U.S. should "bomb the hell" out of Iran because the country threatens Israel.

Asked by the interviewer how America would pay for a military confrontation with Iran, he said the U.S. should take the country's resources. "We should plant a flag. Take the oil, take the money," he said. "We deserve reimbursement."

The "beautiful woman who introduced herself to me" quickly put Schwartz's words into practice, relieving him of a $30,000 watch, a $20,000 ring, and other valuables, plus cash. (What is a Republican convention delegate doing with tens of thousands of dollars in cash? I'll leave that to your imagination.)

Here's more of Mr. Schwartz:

He said an attack on Iran was needed to protect Israel, and he offered how it could be accomplished through "strategical airstrikes. Hopefully, just bomb the hell out of them from the sky. No troops," he said.

Schwartz was asked if he had a message to the protesters who filled the streets of downtown St. Paul. "Get a job," he replied.

Or, just maybe, find some stupid Republican and take advantage of him.

It could have been better. It could have been a male prostitute.

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