Fakin'

A review of the thriller Taken suggests:

Neeson looks incredibly young and fit .. and he's obviously relishing the chance to play a cold-blooded action bad ass. If the film does well enough, this could easily turn into a Liam Neeson franchise.

Right... the sequels might be called "Makin'," in which he infiltrates the Mafia; "Rakin'," set in Las Vegas; "Shaken," in which he investigates a corrupt construction company which has cut corners on the foundation of a super-skyscraper in an earthquake zone; and the finale of the franchise, "Achin'," in which he plays an aging secret agent who... well, it writes itself.