Live Nude Girls Unite!

Dancers at the Lusty Lady Theater -- the only unionized strip club in San Francisco -- are picketing the club today to protest a wage cut. I'm going down there to lend my support!

In other news, the Supreme Court has agreed to rule on whether states may declare private homosexual conduct between consenting individuals illegal. Geez, do you think it has anything to do with the pursuit of happiness? That little phrase from the Declaration of Independence is much overlooked these days, when happiness is equated with the ability to choose between 57 kinds of cars or 137 different kinds of breakfast cereal.

And finally: though it reads like it, this story is not from The Onion: Tampa Men say Starbucks is 'Nothing Unique'