'Honey, guess who had a hole in one?'

Several people were arrested in Los Angeles Saturday, 15 June, when county sherrif's deputies raided a golf tournament whose sponsors had hired prostitutes for golfers. My favorite quote:

"Lots of tournaments set up tents where drinks and prizes are handed out," Cox said. "Of course, not prizes like this."

One golfer also complained that this would make it even harder for him to convince his wife to let him shoot a round: "Now what am I supposed to say?" asked one golfer at Hidden Valley Golf Club, who asked not to be identified. " 'Hey honey, I'm going to the prostitution club.' Give me a break!" (L.A. Times)