About last night

A South African pastor was the subject of a manhunt for several days after he disappeared. When he turned up at a police station, he told of being blindfolded, tied up, kidnapped, and dumped in a field. Subsequent inquires revealed he'd actually spent the weekend at a resort casino. The man resigned his post today.

And in other news, a former "Survivor" contestant who used to be a minister at a large fundamentalist church is suing the congregation for unlawful termination. .Their answer: he stole.