Local church groups promised to take their shoes away, too

Girl Scout programs in the Waco area once participated in sex ed program sponsored by Planned Parenthood. Though the ties no longer exist, homophobic, anti-feminist parents pulled their girls out of Scout groups in Crawford, Tex., home to W's "ranch." The story started with a cookie boycott.

Meanwhile, another Texas church confronted the fact that their 18,000 members (!) are fat tubs of lard.