Ryan Expressway to hell

I've been ignoring this up to now, but I can no longer resist. Short version: A guy named Jack Ryan was running for the U.S. Senate in Illinois but got tripped up when someone uncovered the papers related to his 2000 divorce, in which his wife claimed he had taken her to sex clubs several times against her wishes, making her cry. The guy lasted about three days after those juicy revelations, then today he quit the race.

But the best part of all? His wife was actress Jeri Ryan, known for her roles on "Boston Public" and as the babe-a-licious half-Borg Seven of Nine on "Star Trek: Voyager." Fuck, if Jeri Ryan were married to me, I'd want to go to sex clubs and have sex in front of other people, too.