Friday, January 12, 2007

It's Bad Behavior Friday™! -- Frozen edition

Two women in Chicago were arrested for pandering after cops investigated their Craigslist postings in which they advertised girls who would date strangers in exchange for "roses" or "donations." These terms were "code words for money," the news story points out helpfully.

A female Air Force sergeant who posed nude for Playboy has been stripped of her duties, nyuck nyuck. Headline writers were working overtime on this one, also described as a "Playboy spread."

A 72-year-old man who killed his wife alleged, essentially, that she was a complete psycho who hoarded bits of soap and spent batteries and taunted him "Piggy, piggy, oink, oink! You fat slob!" For her part, the woman told her mother that he had gone nuts two days before the killing when she served him with divorce papers.

In Florida, a mother-daughter crime team were arrested for a series of generator thefts.

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