Dept. of It Could Be A Story In The Onion

I was agog at this headline:

Platonic ideal of a cheese sandwich realised in Britain

No, it's not from The Onion, it's an actual news story about a real reaction to an actual sandwich. A food critic went to London and:

The food across all levels is fantastic in London. There has been an enormous change. But the one highlight I remember the most is this cheese sandwich. I was walking through Borough market with my 15-year-old son Nick and we bought one from the stall.

I was knocked out by it. It was so delicious that we had to have another one. It meant I was more full than I should have been for lunch but it was worth it. It was so good.

The £3 toasted cheese and onion sandwich was "the creation of Bill Oglethorpe, an expert in cheese who works for the specialist suppliers Neal's Yard Dairy." So, not just something thrown together by some slob. Still a good story. But the headline makes it sublime.