It's Bad Behavior Saturday™!

The first spam message was sent 30 years ago today.

A British comedian known for "his normal bitter and emasculated, pissed-up state" molested an unwilling audience member on stage.

Two odd stories from Colorado Springs:

• Woman scalped by bus in freak accident
• Real estate agent jailed after sending teens to take revenge on client

In New York Ashley Dupré, the bête noire of Elliott Spitzer, celebrated her Best Year Evar by partying at a New York nightspot. She "couldn't seem to make up her mind about wanting attention -- alternately hiding behind her hoodie and getting up on the back of her banquette and waving her arms."

A man jumped from a 14th floor room at the Disneyland Hotel in Anaheim. According to the story, he was sharing the room with "an associate" -- yes, being forced to double up on a business trip would make you want to commit suicide.