Those charming antipodians

Members of a motorcycle gang are not called bikers in Australia. They are called bikies. Isn't that the cutest thing you've ever heard? Other stories in the Sydney Morning Herald for tomorrow -- in Australia, where today is already yesterday -- include Schoolboys blamed for nude romp at cinema and Sydney's brothel wars. What a colorful place Australia is. Can you imagine reading those stories in the newspaper of, say, Toronto?