Now, in his blog, Adams suggests that democracy as a concept or in practice is fatally flawed and that his hopes for society indeed rest on "a secret cabal of highly competent puppetmasters":
My favorite conspiracy theory is the one that says the world is being run by a handful of ultra-rich capitalists, and that our elected governments are mere puppets. I sure hope it's true. Otherwise my survival depends on hordes of clueless goobers electing competent leaders. That's about as likely as a dog pissing the Mona Lisa into a snow bank. The only way I can get to sleep at night is by imagining a secret cabal of highly competent puppetmasters who are handling the important decisions while our elected politicians debate flag burning and the definition of marriage. ...Notice he says "my survival depends on" society being organized this way -- not "the survival of humanity" or culture or anything else but his own tuchis.
I know some of you will say that it's obvious that corporate money influences the government. But that's not enough to make me feel comfortable. I want to know there's an actual meeting of the puppetmasters every Thursday at 3 pm. I want to know that when one of them suggests a new policy that the group votes by pressing buttons on their chairs and if the idea is deemed bad, the offender drops through a hole in the floor and is eaten by a golden shark. You can't tell me that democracy produces better policies than the golden shark method.
(Courtesy BoingBoing)
Still pretty clearly a joke. But so much of the humor in the Dilbert comic strip also rests on this notion -- a few smart and (usually) unemotional people being victimized by hysterical idiots, who are in turn victimized by a greedy, evil genius who is willing to use capitalism to his own ends -- that I have the feeling Adams really does feel this way. Of course, this is essentially a description of fascism, in which a powerful elite, which considers itself superior in every way to the hoi polloi, rules for its own enrichment and gratification. In today's political climate, I find it a little discomforting that so many people find this funny or, perhaps, even a good idea.
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