A New Jersey doctor has been charged with stealing a severed hand from a medical school morgue and giving it to an exotic dancer. The stripper kept the hand in a jar of formaldehyde and dubbed it "Freddy."
The doctor's name was not Freddy. Some gratitude.
This next story could have been the headline of the month. You know what the greatest headline ever is? "Police find man's other leg." But the Oregonian blew it with the mild "Another Body Part Found On Shore Of Columbia."
A drunken Chinese tourist wanted to hug a panda, so he jumped into a zoo enclosure and was bitten on both legs by the six-year-old bear-like creature. So he tried to bite it in retaliation, "but its fur was too thick."
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The cadaver hand headline was much more awesome in my paper:
"Med student accused of giving a severed hand as a gift"
I laughed for five minutes straight.
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