It's Bad Behavior Friday™! -- Up All Night edition

I was up sick half the night and am only starting to get back on my feet -- though that hasn't kept me from putting in a day of work down here at the the d.b.t.s..

So all I have for you is one thing, but it's juicy. A British woman was convicted today of holding her brother's former wife as a naked house slave for two years, beating her, refusing food, and making her clean naked. Not a sex thing, it seems -- just abuse. The 36-year-old perpetrator -- whose husband was charged as an accomplice -- tried to kill herself with a drug overdose the day the trial started, but did not succeed; indeed, the judge made her come to court to hear the guilty verdict.