Thursday, March 13, 2003

Supersize my Freedom Quarter!

Now that the U.S. House of Representatives has formally excised the word "French" from their menu -- I'm not even going to link to that travesty of news -- I can think of a number of other things to be renamed:

the Freedom Quarter, a popular nightlife district in New Orleans
Freedom kissing, a pastime of lovers
"You smell like a freedom whore!"
Freedom Lick, a town in Indiana
Freedom dressing, something to put on salad, and freedom bread, to eat before dinner
Freedom cut pantyhose and green beans
Freedom roast coffee
Freedom Provincial furniture
the freedom twist hairstyle
The Freedom Connection, starring Gene Hackman
Best in show: the freedom poodle
Traipse out to your patio through your freedom doors

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