Supersize my Freedom Quarter!
Now that the U.S. House of Representatives has formally excised the word "French" from their menu -- I'm not even going to link to that travesty of news -- I can think of a number of other things to be renamed:
- the Freedom Quarter, a popular nightlife district in New Orleans
- Freedom kissing, a pastime of lovers
- "You smell like a freedom whore!"
- Freedom Lick, a town in Indiana
- Freedom dressing, something to put on salad, and freedom bread, to eat before dinner
- Freedom cut pantyhose and green beans
- Freedom roast coffee
- Freedom Provincial furniture
- the freedom twist hairstyle
- The Freedom Connection, starring Gene Hackman
- Best in show: the freedom poodle
- Traipse out to your patio through your freedom doors
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