Extremely clever, ambitious masochist wanted

826 Valencia, the literary empire-cum-cult that has gathered around novelist Dave Eggers, which includes the McSweeney's and Believer magazines, needs a store manager for its retail outlet, the oddball "pirate supply store" in SF's Mission District. Aspiring novelists would have the chance to join the thousands of other would-be famous writers orbiting around Eggers, Vendela Vida, and other planets.

Or you could try this other space-related opportunity, "helping NASA prepare crews for future missions to the Moon and Mars."