'Wait a minute -- you mean this is the real campaign even for the grown-ups??'

I can't get enough of posting the latest Get Your War On a week late.

I don't give a damn if you were a war hero, or a war ciminal. Just shut the fuck up about it, OK? We've got, like three wars going on right now IN THE PRESENT. I don't have time to give a fuck about Vietnam. You killed a bunch of Vietcong? Good for you. You sat on your ass and got drunk in Texas? Great. I really couldn't give a fuck. You had "other priorities"? Fine. Get me some health insurance, you dumb motherfuckers.