Or make your cheese more Swiss

Starting today, you can go right down to the local Wal-Mart (except in California and other pinko outposts) and buy yourself a nice new AR-15 assault rifle. When what do you do with it?

• Deface some of those really high-up billboards
• Celebrate weddings the Iraqi way, by firing wildly into the air
• Unclog gutters

Uh, for some reason I can't think of much of anything to do with an AR-15. Nevertheless, they're legal now. Knock yourself out.