Lutherans make the best stripclub waitresses-cum-writers

On her final posting from a strip club hard by Madison Square Garden, where she documented the late-night frolicking of visiting Republicans, the Village Voice revealed the identity of their secret columnist: Mara Hvistendahl. Courtesy a Google search, here's her picture (4th photo down, far right) from a couple years ago. Cute! And this 1998 press release from Galludet University proves she's already met Bill Clinton!