I'll take diplomatic dustups for 400

Oh! It's the daily double! Chirac to Putin:

"You can't trust people who cook as badly as [the English]. After Finland, it's the country with the worst food."

Warming to his theme, the French leader added, to laughter from Putin and Schroeder: "The only thing they [the English] have ever done for European agriculture is mad cow."

And in West Virginia, it seemed like Dubya had just donned bunting.

George Bush, Jacques Chirac, Vladimir Putin, U.K.