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Michael Douglas: butt ugly
We've been getting multiple reports of Michael Douglas sightings and understand that he's in town to make a movie of some kind. You know what that means: Eventually, we will see his ass.
Thus saith Wonkette. Yes, it is sort of a given.
Can I just say something here? The gentleman is 60 years old. His ass, she is tired. Hang it up, bub.
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2 comments:
I know nothing of this Douglas guy... is that the guy with the weird looking chin? ... but I've seen some incredibly hot 60 year old ass. and I've beaten it.
Said actor was the star of "Basic Instinct." 'Nuff said.
Beating 60-year-old ass is one thing. Showing your butt to the movie camera is another. In the case of Michael Douglas, this is something that should be given a permanent vacation.
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