It's Bad Behavior Friday™!

Henry Kissinger has apologized for calling Indira Gandhi a bitch.

In Houston (where else?) a man was stabbed by his son after the father kicked the family dog.

In New York, a Howard Beach (where else?) man arrested for beating a black man with a baseball bat was previously arrested, post-9/11, for beating a turbaned man with a baseball bat. Also in Gotham, a high school teacher was busted for calling in sick when he was actually preparing to participate in a pro wrestling match:

But he led a secret life as pro wrestler Matt Striker - a greased-up macho man known for ring moves he called "the overdrive" and the "lung-blower," investigators said. Several of Kaye's students suspected as much.
"I swear I saw him on WWE Smackdown last week wrestling Kurt Angle," a student wrote on the Web site www.ratemyteacher.com last March. "I know it was him."

A Bridgeport, Conn. woman has been arrested for mailing threats, some laced with rat poison, to Supreme Court justices.

A Maine man was arrested after he was discovered in a latrine pit, peeping at users' privates. See, this is why pornography is a good thing. Subscribe to one of those websites in your spam mailbox, pal, and stop bothering people.