it's Bad Behavior Friday™! : School shootings edition

Guns at school -- that's what we were lacking in the old days. If only we'd shot the principal, or held the cheerleaders hostage, things might have been a little more exciting. Don't forget this other plot -- hello Wisconsin!

In New York they're agog over revelations that the state attorney general talked with her lover about bugging her husband's boat to discover evidence of his adultery. The AG is going on the offensive, demanding an investigation into how the conversation -- whether it rises to the level of conspiracy is yet to be decided -- became public. Typically for the eastern seaboard, the background of the players has all kinds of weird shit -- tax fraud investigations, personal attacks in books, etc. That's all so no one will pay attention to the fact that the Republican state attorney general was fucking someone not her husband. Because the Republicans are all about family values and 9/11.

I just know 9/11 is in there somewhere. Someone call Bernard Kerek.

Speaking of the cops, somebody shot a Brinks guard and hijacked the other guard and the truck this morning in Oakland. The interesting thing is that a police spokesman said:

It's very alarming, very scary to think that a suspect would have the audacity and gall to pull something as heinous as this in broad daylight.

What?! This is Oakland! That guard makes the 114th murder this year in Oakland -- a city of 600,000.