Dept of Schadenfreude

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy: "Symptoms include sudden, severe abdominal pain, loss of appetite, nausea, vomiting and fever." Ashcroft in intensive care with acute pancreatitis. Plus Bush utterly miscalculated with his first campaign ads, and today's job report shows no growth in employment. Looks like the Repbulicans' bad fortune is continuing, ha ha ha ha HAAAAAAAA.