Everyone there has nice feet

I just stumbled across an awe-inspiring modern artifact: a summary log of a call-in radio show. I had no idea such logs existed, and the idea that they're actually slapped up on the web is mind-boggling. I'm trying to figure out why they're posted on the web. But anyway, here's an excerpt. The host of the show is named Steve; I'm not sure who all the other characters are.

2:35 Steve shot his wad at Jeff during the break. Jeff seemed concerned.
2:36 Maybe Steve is allergic to Wendy's perfume.
2:37 Buzz had some perfume issues with Johnny B's hot jalapeño of love, Chris Torres, the traffic reporter.
2:38 Steve found a big hair on the console. That's gross.
2:39 Nobody has an agent whom they can call to complain. Steve is Buzz's agent.
2:40 Kevin has the ugliest, grossest feet of all time.
2:41 Wendy knows too many things about Kevin. She listens to him too much.
2:42 Buzz has some funky feet. He's sensitive, so he rarely wears sandals in this country. He feels good about his feet in a foreign country.
2:43 Steve has seen everybody's feet here, and they're fine.
2:44 Steve has nice feet, but he chooses not to show them to the world. He does have the space for the sixth toe. You've got to have really bad feet for Steve to comment on them.
2:45 Steve has seen Dan's feet, and they're fine too. Buzz says they've been up lots of people's asses.

Isn't that amazing? It's like one of those things they put in the front of Harper's, right before the "Index."