Fruitcake of the week

A woman camped on the sidewalk outside a Belfast, Northern Ireland TV station in hopes of being selected for the cast of the Irish version of "Big Brother." So what? This contestant is special.

Doris believes she has got what it takes as she has "about 10 different personalities".

I've got an idea. Why don't they just make the whole show with Doris alone? One person with ten different personalities is more personality than the whole rest of the cast usually has altogether.

And while we're recovering from the other bad news of the day, consider this: beavers are wreaking havoc in Tierra Del Fuego. I want you to call up an old girlfriend right now and say those words.