Forida reverses voter-purging stand

Succumbing to the pounding waves of humiliation and mockery, the state of Florida has decided former felons may vote after all. That takes away the impetus to "purge" voter rolls, which kept thousands of minority voters from casting votes in 2000, leading to W's thin margin of victory in the state and thus the presidential race.

Now if they would just do something about the swamps, the rednecks and the Orlando theme parks.