You can call me that, but it'll be $50 extra

Really funny piece in the Onion headlined Bill Maher Spends All Night Arguing With Republican Hooker.

When Dobson informed Maher that it would be $500 more if she stayed the evening, Maher agreed to the fee, and reportedly continued to introduce various topical discussions, at one point lifting Dobson's head from between his legs to ask a pointed question.

"He was like, 'How can a whore support an administration that legislates against her own livelihood?" Dobson said. "And I was like, 'Don't call me a whore.'"

Yeah, I wrote some porn stories that read just like that.

And here's a funny piece that only reads like an Onion satire: : Three men were cited for disorderly conduct in St. Paul, Minn. when one of them began having a loud, off-color cellphone conversation and the other two objected, and an argument began. (Use bugmenot.com for userid and password for that news site, and others.)