Best. Swiss Army Knife. Ever.

My local hardware store carries it: a Swiss Army knife complete with 256MB memory stick.

To completely change subjects, I was glancing through the Wall Street Journal today, and on the Op-Ed page was a piece by a guy who says the world is better than that depicted on day-to-day news programs. "Just look at recent figures on the economy," he says (I'm paraphrasing), "showing only 12.1% of American households are below the poverty line" (emphasis mine).

Good God, man, that's one eighth! That's your good news!?