Dept. of bad planning

There's a new "combat vehicle," the product of years of Pentagon planning, prototyping, and manufacturing -- but the resulting machine is too heavy to transport to combat zones.

And in a college town somewhere, seven youths took ecstacy and had an impromptu orgy -- but now regret it:

The aftermath? No one is talking. Both couples broke up. Why did we get like this on E? Why did we all go berserk? I mean, I didn't even tell you all the stuff we did -- it was that bad. Can you explain this?

Good news! Dan Savage is equal to that question. His reply is priceless.