Our new slogan: DON'T BE BIG BABY

Really just an extended version of one of those "Metropolitan Diary" entries, this Times op-ed about moving to New York has a nice punch line, which I will now give away. Whining to probably the only person who will even talk to her for more than two seconds (and only then because she's getting paid to do her nails), the author is brought up short by her Korean esthetician, who shouts "DON'T BE BIG BABY!!"