Better than a wardrobe malfunction

A case of high-school sexual hijinks in India has sparked an international incident that is well on the way to becoming India's equivalent of the Super Bowl "wardrobe malfunction" stunt. But, as so often happens, my favorite sentence is in the last paragraph.

Pornographic videos -- often of dire quality -- are available in most Indian cities, where there is a flourishing underground trade.

Of dire quality, mind you. That is a truly frightening phrase.