Just kill me now

Doctors developed a scratch 'n sniff test for Alzheimer's Disease. If you're getting it, you won't be able to detect the smell of: strawberry, smoke, soap, menthol, clove, pineapple, natural gas, lilac, lemon and leather. In other words, you won't be able to smell Paris Hilton coming down the hall.

The story includes this cheery statement: "While currently there is no cure for the disease, early diagnosis and treatment can help patients and their families to better plan their lives." I guess that means you can charge up all your credit cards, and then a year later, legitimately claim you forgot to pay them!