Job of the month

Get paid for watching porn. That's right -- a San Francisco company is looking for people to watch porn DVDs and write capsule summaries for their online catalog. Like this:

Roadside Affliction (DVD, 78 min.) -- Join Capt. Sparky, Lt. Wiggly, and their privates for an explosive encounter you won't soon forget! We begin with the gang riding in their inadequately-armored Humvee down a road in Tikrit. The tension is so thick you'd have to throw a bomb to release it -- and someone does! Soon the squad is exchanging smoldering looks and even hotter profanity as they gather around Pvt. Legless and Pvt. Armless, surrounding them with hot, wet first aid. Then Lt. Wiggly and Sgt. Gruff get it on, in a knock-down, no-holds-barred fight over who's to blame. As the other members of the squad fire off round after round of hot molten lead, Lt. Wiggly can be heard screaming "More! More! Fuck it all!" The film's last hot scene, with three soldiers in a death embrace exchanging body fluids, is one to write home about.

Okay. But it's a real job. Really.