Friday, October 28, 2005

The Candy Man can!

Police in a Dallas suburb have confiscated 22 ersatz candy bars laced with psilocibin and other drugs and arrested two 19-year-olds. The candy bars were packaged in gold foil and a paper wrapper complete with an attractive drawing of a mountain spring and the word "Nirvana." They retailed for $150 each, which sounds like a deal to me. After all, who knows how many drug-fueled hours they put into tweaking that wrapper design -- which MUST be made into a t-shirt quickly.

Strangely, the arrests happened in a town named The Colony (map). What a disgusting name for a town.

1 comment:

Myfanwy Collins said...

The Colony! Yikes. That reminds me of the movie Over the Edge (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0079688/).