You light up my life

Fall is in the air. Are you feeling romantic, or perhaps just a little horny? Courtesy Rachel Kramer Bussel, here's a story about bi girls getting it on in Phoenix -- where there is certainly little else to do.

At the Portland online sex empire Suicide Girls, there's dissension, paranoia, name-calling and a lot of hurt feelings as several "models" leave the site.

In Seattle, the city council voted to impose new regulations on strip clubs that many called unenforceable -- unless you're going to have cops now paying for lap dances. Which everyone knows they expect to get for free. On Sunday the same newspaper reviewed some books on porn and its discontents.

Perhaps the strippers should move to Australia, where "even mediocre strippers could earn more than the prime minister" if the national labor relations board upholds a wage claim filed (I presume, though it doesn't say) by sex industry workers.