If this is how he parties mid-week, what does he save for the weekend?

I don't know what my favorite bit is in this news story (courtesy Obscure Store) about cops nabbing a naked man covered in shit whose brief caper Thursday night through a small town had the locals agog. It's either the car full of teenaged girls he asked for a ride ("The girls wisely rolled up their windows and left," reported a police spokesman -- now that's a story they'll tell for a long time) or the fact that he tried to fashion a "primitive loincloth" from a rope and a strip of leopard-print vinyl he had torn from a lawn chair. (Is there any other kind of loincloth? I guess the loincloths that sumo wrestlers wear.)

Or maybe it's that he tried to pass off he feces by saying "he was partying with girls the night before and somehow ended up rolling around in tomato paste." Perhaps he was thinking of this Spanish tomato fest.