In what can only be described as a freak accident, an 81-year-old boater in Florida was in critical condition after a stingray jumped out of the water, flopped into his boat, and stabbed him in the chest with its barbed tail. Pretty soon we're going to start hearing stories about deer rampaging into a small town, going into city hall, and pinning lawyers to the wall with their antlers. Or birds crashing through the windows of skyscrapers to peck out the eyes of managers with window offices.
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