Tuesday, October 03, 2006

No pizza for senator's father

The 81-year-old father of Sen. Norm Coleman (D. - Minn.) was convicted yesterday of misdemeanor disorderly conduct for having sex in a car with his 38-year-old girlfriend.

He was also barred from the premises of the pizza parlor for a year.

Hey, any 81-year-old who is spry enough to have sex in a car -- much less be able to get it up -- has not committed a crime. It's about as heroic (and cramped) as John Glenn being shot into space aboard the shuttle at age 77. Give the guy a break!

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