I see dead people

After winding up on the wrong side of several ethics charges, ruthless GOP politician Tom DeLay -- who engineered the brutal, and some say unfair redistricting process in Texas, is now in a dogfight in his own district. He leads by only 7 percent, 42 to 35 percent, in a recent poll.

Speaking of near-death experiences, Bill Clinton had a doozy on the operating table:

"I saw dark masks crushing, like death masks being crushed, in series," he told ABC television. "Then I'd see these great circles of light. And then, like, Hillary's picture or Chelsea's face would appear on the light, and then they'd fly off into the dark, into the distance."

Just think of all the faces he could have seen.