Forget it, Jake. It's Houston

In Houston, the mayor thinks Jenna Jameson's autobiography How to Make Love Like a Porn Star is so dangerous he's ordering libraries to lock it up. A library spokesperson said the action would not take effect immediately because all 20 copies the library owns were checked out, and there was a long waiting list.

Gee, I think I'll send the mayor my books. Maybe he can get me some free publicity, too.