This is your wake-up call

Early this morning I was enjoying a dream that was getting progressively more sexual when I heard the garbagemen coming around the block and realized we hadn't put the garbage out. I sprang out of bed, pulled on a pair of pants, and tore downstairs in time to greet them with the cans. Then, since it was already 6:20 and almost time to wake up anyway -- though I had set my alarm for 7:00 to be lazy -- I just got into the shower. Thus the day begins.