Turn on, drop out

To understand this story, you need to know that "traveller" is Australian for "slacker tourist-backpacker who would never want to be known as a tourist." Traveller took control when Thai boat ride ended in tragedy. So what happend is that a bunch of stoned "travellers" were coming back from a "large rave party on the island of Pha Ngan," overloaded a speedboat, which turned over, and several drowned.

Gosh, a "large rave party on the island of Pha Ngan." What the fuck is this, another planet? The 20th century? Get real, you fucking slackers!

Bush does the math

A reporter asked Bush about the statements of Sen. Mark Dayton (D-Minn.) that Condi Rice was essentially a big liar. Quickly subtracting 1 from 100, Bush replied, "There are 99 senators other than that person." I guess you're on the president's shit list if he won't even say your name.