Shocked, shocked

Police discovered strippers performing lap dances and serving alcohol in an RV near a Tampa stadium during a football game; it was at least the fourth game this season the vehicle, emblazoned with the logo of a local strip club, had worked the parking lot. Several people were arrested, including one customer caught smoking a joint.

Absolutely on the money was police Sgt. Bill Todd, who said:

I don't understand what justification they think they had, bringing this to a family environment like a Bucs game.

Now that's an interesting way of putting it. Sort of like WMDs were the justification for the war in Iraq? Hey, pal, this is America -- profit is justifcation enough.