Thursday, February 09, 2006

Suicide of the week: man in jet lavratory

A jet was diverted to a nearby airport after it was discovered that a man hanged himself in the lavratory.

WTF? I suppose he tied something around his neck from the coat hook. But either he was extremely determined, or -- my guess -- it was an accident. Something tells me he went in there to masturbate and went too far.

Points subtracted for inconveniencing lots of other people, for making a mess, for embarrassing your loved ones, and most of all, for not intending to commit suicide in the first place.

Previously: Suicides from a popular Cleveland bridge.

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