A sure sign of the apocalypse

Here's an article from the Houston Chronicle about... I still can't believe it... something original and cool happening in... [slaps forehead]... Houston!

A clandestine posse of female "Montrose hipsters" -- the Montrose being the only thing Houston has ever had like a hip neighborhood -- go on guerilla knitting expeditions. They knit sleeves around the trunks of trees. They knit little covers for car antennas. Wild!