Friday, June 09, 2006

Dept. of Unclear on the concept

I love this quote from the father of a 16-year-old American girl who jetted off to the Middle East for a date with a guy she met on MySpace:
I just don't understand with all these new laws protecting America how a 16-year-old kid could get out of the country.
Dude, that's a totally awesome idea. You know that big-ass fence we're going to build on the Mexican border? Well, let's build one on the Canadian border too. And then let's mine the borders, put up a bunch of guard towers, and shoot anybody who tries to leave. Now that's what I call protecting America.

Oh wait -- somebody's already tried that. Tell you what, how about you just do it for your own house. Or you could just chain her up.

Or just accept reality. She's already more mature than you are.

1 comment:

Myfanwy Collins said...

Or we could build a moat around the country--two sides are already taken care of.