Conspiracy theory of the month

Somehow linked to the "Thank God for testosterone" sentiment I blogged last week is this article on something called World Net Daily:

A devil food is turning our kids into homosexuals

There's a slow poison out there that's severely damaging our children and threatening to tear apart our culture. The ironic part is, it's a "health food," one of our most popular.

The dangerous food I'm speaking of is soy. ... Soy is feminizing, and commonly leads to a decrease in the size of the penis, sexual confusion and homosexuality. That's why most of the medical (not socio-spiritual) blame for today's rise in homosexuality must fall upon the rise in soy formula and other soy products. (Most babies are bottle-fed during some part of their infancy, and one-fourth of them are getting soy milk!) Homosexuals often argue that their homosexuality is inborn because "I can't remember a time when I wasn't homosexual." No, homosexuality is always deviant. But now many of them can truthfully say that they can't remember a time when excess estrogen wasn't influencing them.

That's courtesy People for the American Way. The author is someone named Jim Rutz -- "chairman" of something called Megashift Ministries. Their logo has queer freedom rings! -- could they possibly not realize?

Go to the Megashift site and prepared to be boggled. They seem to be selling something called "open Christianity," but it's hard to figure out what it is. Nevertheless, it has "dozens of new benefits and privileges" and "24/7 support." How you buy it, I can't tell. So weird!!