Now let's catch up with Ted Haggard. Remember Ted Haggard, the Colorado Springs megachurch head who was outed by a Denver rent boy as a meth-snorting, cocksucking sinner?
Well, this week he is due to officially begin his "restoration" -- a sort of hyper-Xtian rehab. A trio of fundie pastors will give him a thorough going-over, doesn't that sound like fun for him? But here's the point: now that he's out of a job (and has been for six weeks), how's his family making out?
According to the news story, members of the congregation he founded and then betrayed have made a "generous outpouring" of donations to the family, and the church is yet to decide on his severance package.
Severance? For living a double life as a drug-snorting cocksucker? Those nutty Republicans!
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