It's Bad Behavior Friday™! -- Hole in the Head edition

A Texas teenager is trying to prevent doctors from removing a bullet in his forehead, since cops want to use it as evidence against him.

On the plus side, just think what a rad accoutrement that is. Could replace piercing and tattooing as the next frontier in body modification.

One Todd Shriber, who has served as a press aide to several Republicans and most recently to Rep. Dennis Rehberg (R. - Montana, Montana's only Congressman), has apparently been caught admitted trying to hire hackers to change his college GPA (courtesy Badger). The hacker -- or whoever was answering his plaintive emails -- got him to take pictures of squirrels and pigeons, which brings to mind the scamming the scammer tactics of a guy in Australia who got Nigerian 419 scammers to furnish him with strange objects such as "a wooden carving of UK characters from the Creature Comforts TV series, and a carving of a Commodore 64 computer keyboard."

In California, an anti-gay group is raising money under cover of a bogus "taxpayer census". No surprise, the man behind it is mouth-breather Lou Sheldon.

A woman who was applying makeup while driving lost control of her vehicle and died when it went off the road in New York. Best quote: a policeman said, "There was makeup all over the air bag."

At least she died doing what she loved.